Quote #2660
God gives the nuts but he does not crack them.
Quote #5748
I used to think that cyberspace was fifty years away. What I thought was...
Quote #10489
The thing that I still come back away with is how close so many...
Quote #967
I met in the street a very poor young man who was in love....
Quote #13918
I guess one of the funniest memories of my grandfather was the time I...
Quote #531
Money often costs too much.
Quote #17151
Most turkeys taste better the day after my mother’s tasted better the day before.
Quote #1433
In peace, children inter their parents war violates the order of nature and causes...
Quote #8339
The privilege of absurdity to which no living creature is subject, but man only.
Quote #18509
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled...