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The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg,...
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As I was walking among the fires of Hell, delighted with the enjoyments of...
Quote #19335
The United States is a nation of laws badly written and randomly enforced.
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A human being has a natural desire to have more of a good thing...
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Destiny is but a phrase of the weak human heart – the dark apology...
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A good listener tries to understand thoroughly what the other person is saying. In...
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Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown.
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There is no substitute for hard work.
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Television A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
Quote #2907
The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being but to...