Quote #20451
Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies.
Quote #20177
To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.
Quote #19247
We’re trying to show that we’re not a little bit of England in America,...
Quote #17739
Evil is obvious only in retrospect.
Quote #20416
Girls are always running through my mind. They don’t dare walk.
Quote #21546
There were always people like the pope. They serve a certain function, of course....
Quote #10599
If all the world’s a stage, I want to operate the trap door.
Quote #15527
We all live in suspense from day to day In other words, you are...
Quote #8246
I have only one thing to say to the tax increasers. Go ahead-make my...
Quote #11603
A free lunch is only found in mousetraps.