Quote #2609
I took the road less traveled by, and that has made all the difference.
Quote #6242
Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells.
Quote #19100
No man can sit down and withhold his hands from the warfare against wrong...
Quote #165
Billy Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is...
Quote #5467
A plague o’ both your houses
Quote #11107
Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for...
Quote #15345
Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn’t cure.
Quote #5631
The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face...
Quote #16012
Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal...
Quote #4700
The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him.