Quote #6746
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Quote #766
One of the greatest victories you can gain over someone is to beat him...
Quote #21227
There will be a time when loud-mouthed, incompetent people seem to be getting the...
Quote #2446
I will study and get ready, and perhaps my chance will come.
Quote #1417
Is it progress if a cannibal uses a knife and fork
Quote #3678
Don’t discuss yourself, for you are bound to lose if you belittle yourself, you...
Quote #1468
On the road to Mandalay Where the flyin’ fishes play, An’ the dawn comes...
Quote #3824
Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for economists.
Quote #6690
Good sense is of all things in the world the most equally distributed, for...
Quote #4783
What old people say you cannot do, you try and find that you can....