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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think...
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A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.
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Affairs are easier of entrance than of exit and it is but common prudence...
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People have declaimed against luxury for 2000 years, in verse and in prose, and...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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I wonder if the polite thing to do is always the right thing to...
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How many ages hence Shall this our lofty scene be acted over In states...
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I have come to the conclusion that the 22nd Amendment limiting the presidency to...
Howard Aiken

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Fear is the tax that conscience pays to guilt.
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