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Civilization is built on a number of ultimate principles…respect for human life, the punishment...
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I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor’s office...
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Most people believe that if you go in and try to micromanage a forest,...
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The genius of you Americans is that you never make clear-cut stupid moves, only...
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Make it thy business to know thyself, which is the most difficult lesson in...
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The Church says that the Earth is flat, but I know that it is...
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Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.
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I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.
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Cynics regarded everybody as equally corrupt… Idealists regarded everybody as equally corrupt, except themselves.
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Our brightest blazes of gladness are commonly kindled by unexpected sparks.