Quote #5644
If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the...
Quote #3228
I speak BASIC to clients, 1-2-3 to management, and mumble to myself.
Quote #5110
Consistency is the last resort of the unimaginative.
Quote #9578
Deliver me from writers who say the way they live doesn’t matter. I’m not...
Quote #18776
I’m not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
Quote #21757
I think on-stage nudity is disgusting, shameful and damaging to all things American. But...
Quote #10024
It’s hard to create humor because of the unfair competition from the real world.
Quote #2455
Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.
Quote #8222
I’ll be like Scarlett O’Hara-I’ll think about it tomorrow.
Quote #8386
You have played enough you have eaten and drunk enough. Now it is time...