Quote #11153
For God’s sake don’t say yes until I’ve finished talking.
Quote #993
Life’s greatest happiness is to be convinced we are loved.
Quote #8782
Many of life’s failures are people who did not realize how close they were...
Quote #10846
It is vain for you to rise up early, to sit up late, to...
Quote #5570
If we couldn’t laugh, we would all go insane.
Quote #6242
Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells.
Quote #973
From the oyster to the eagle, from the swine to the tiger, all animals...
Quote #20092
There is no reciprocity. Men love women, women love children, children love hamsters.
Quote #11452
Are we having fun yet
Quote #18494
Her virtue was that she said what she thought, her vice that what she...