Quote #12048
They throw Winfield out at second, but he’s safe.
Quote #6163
Perfectionism is the enemy of creation, as extreme self-solicitude is the enemy of well-being.
Quote #5795
The great nations have always acted like gangsters, and the small nations like prostitutes.
Quote #16377
Can’t I live while I’m young
Quote #2473
Nursing Home Orderly You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up. Now,...
Quote #15340
The telephone is the greatest nuisance among conveniences, the greatest convenience among nuisances.
Quote #6697
In order to improve the mind, we ought less to learn, than to contemplate.
Quote #20605
Money is the opposite of the weather. Nobody talks about it, but everybody does...
Quote #14917
He deserves Paradise who makes his companions laugh.
Quote #15944
Most people are not really free. They are confined by the niche in the...