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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you work on a lobster boat, sneaking up behind someone and pinching him...
George Stanley McGovern

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The whole campaign was a tragic case of mistaken identity.
George Frost Kennan

Quote #14739

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The best thing we can do if we want the Russians to let us...
David Dean Rusk

Quote #17169

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Give a member of Congress a junket and a mimeograph machine and he thinks...
Romanian Proverb

Quote #16733

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
When a thing is done, advice comes too late.
Lord Acton

Quote #6779

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Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the...
Sir Walter Raleigh

Quote #16833

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Above all things, be not made an ass to carry the burdens of other...
Victor Borge

Quote #4733

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The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.
Aretha Franklin

Quote #13120

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I always felt rock and roll was very, very wholesome music.
Joe Ancis

Quote #19415

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The only normal people are the ones you don’t know very well.
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