Quote #17802
I have every sympathy with the American who was so horrified by what he...
Quote #17266
Intuition will tell the thinking mind where to look next.
Quote #17934
While there’s life, there’s hope.
Quote #10562
No one is exempt from talking nonsense the mistake is to do it solemnly.
Quote #19887
It’s hard to take over the world when you sleep 20 hours a day.
Quote #3553
Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered...
Quote #15070
Not being tense but ready. Not thinking but not dreaming. Not being set but...
Quote #14497
We have been taught to believe that negative equals realistic and positive equals unrealistic.
Quote #8166
Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
Quote #3415
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...