Quote #18610
God is a comic playing to an audience that’s afraid to laugh.
Quote #15924
A 2 pencil and a dream can take you anywhere.
Quote #5792
Justice is the end of government. It is the end of civil society. It...
Quote #176
If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger.
Quote #3887
After three days men grow weary of a wench, a guest, and rainy weather.
Quote #5279
When holy and devout religious men Are at their beads, ’tis hard to draw...
Quote #7792
Happiness comes only when we push our brains and hearts to the farthest reaches...
Quote #18776
I’m not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
Quote #13358
Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
Quote #9385
The only reason for time is so that everything doesn’t happen at once.