Quote #15817
Only grown-ups have difficulty with childproof bottles.
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The priest persuades a humble people to endure their hard lot, a politician urges...
Quote #4783
What old people say you cannot do, you try and find that you can....
Quote #78
Hating people is like burning down your house to get rid of a rat.
Quote #17198
The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
Quote #11336
About all you can do in life is be who you are. Some people...
Quote #19327
If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning,….sleep...
Quote #13600
No one can be right all of the time, but it helps to be...
Quote #1914
Genius means little more than the faculty of perceiving in an unhabitual way.
Quote #11264
Cheerfulness, it would appear, is a matter which depends fully as much on the...