Quote #12162
Every day, in every way, I am getting better and better.
Quote #5279
When holy and devout religious men Are at their beads, ’tis hard to draw...
Quote #17198
The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
Quote #14414
There is no law of progress. Our future is in our own hands, to...
Quote #14218
Calling Atheism a religion is like calling bald a hair color.
Quote #4704
The first responsibility of a leader is to define reality. The last is to...
Quote #6471
Music hath charms to soothe a savage breast, To soften rocks, or bend a...
Quote #6030
I’ve developed a new philosophy… I only dread one day at a time.
Quote #9781
The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t.
Quote #5080
For the first fourteen years for a rod they do whine, For the next...