Quote #9794
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
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Courage and modesty are the most unequivocal of virtues, for they are of a...
Quote #18753
I always turn to the sports pages first, which records people’s accomplishments. The front...
Quote #171
Principal Mr. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic...
Quote #7683
Literature is a luxury fiction is a necessity.
Quote #9396
Relativity applies to physics, not ethics.
Quote #20285
We are never deceived we deceive ourselves.
Quote #10085
Saintliness is also a temptation.
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If you refuse where you have always granted you invite to theft.
Quote #11752
In the end, everything is a gag.