Quote #17987
I tell people I’m too stupid to know what’s impossible. I have ridiculously large...
Quote #14856
Nobody loves me but my mother, and she could be jivin’, too.
Quote #16751
There are three things which if one does not know, one cannot live long...
Quote #14613
As far as we can discern, the sole purpose of human existence is to...
Quote #4003
One’s mind, once stretched by a new idea, never regains its original dimensions.
Quote #10361
Oh do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast...
Quote #7182
If you want to be respected, you must respect yourself.
Quote #15472
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
Quote #9644
Spare your breath to cool your porridge.
Quote #13010
You are perhaps the most accomplished confidence man since Charles Ponzi. I’d say you...