Quote #412
A learned man is an idler who kills time with study. Beware of his...
Quote #19951
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
Quote #5839
I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the...
Quote #20448
Girls just want to have funds.
Quote #19379
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side,...
Quote #12174
O Winter ruler of the inverted year, . . . I crown thee king...
Quote #251
No one should ever sit in this office over 70 years old, and that...
Quote #10743
I never said most of the things I said.
Quote #7092
Life is just one damned thing after another.
Quote #10578
He is not drowning His sheep when He washeth them, nor killing them when...