Quote #20880
I no longer prepare food or drink with more than one ingredient.
Quote #11627
If there is one eternal truth of politics, it is that there are always...
Quote #7208
I concede
Quote #12350
The love of truth lies at the root of much humor.
Quote #6812
To a reasonable creature, that alone is insupportable which is unreasonable but everything reasonable...
Quote #10854
Be not hasty in thy spirit to be angry for anger resteth in the...
Quote #12539
Some people don’t get it when I’m being sarcastic.
Quote #14261
When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.
Quote #7177
If you would live healthy, be old early.
Quote #15765
I endeavor to be wise when I cannot be merry, easy when I cannot...