Quote #1949
A woman is like a tea bag- you never know how strong she is...
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Meetings are indispensable when you don’t want to do anything.
Quote #3714
The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes.
Quote #13216
I was looking for an American symbol. A Coca-Cola bottle or a Mickey Mouse...
Quote #7523
I found one day in school a boy of medium size ill-treating a smaller...
Quote #3382
Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.
Quote #20840
Say not, when I have leisure I will study you may not have leisure.
Quote #6805
All philosophy lies in two words Sustain and Abstain.
Quote #6947
What is a rebel A man who says no.
Quote #12132
Congress is functioning the way the Founding Fathers intended-not very well. They understood that...