Quote #13379
If I could drop dead right now, I’d be the happiest man alive.
Quote #8427
The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all your time.
Quote #16736
An ass is but an ass, though laden with gold.
Quote #5440
Friendship is constant in all other things Save in the office and affairs of...
Quote #14696
The scramble to get into college is going to be so terrible in the...
Quote #3330
We cannot change anything until we accept it. Condemnation does not liberate, it oppresses.
Quote #3661
I am always doing that which I can not do, in order that I...
Quote #18355
Anger is only one letter short of danger.
Quote #12516
The man who has received a benefit ought always to remember it, but he...
Quote #18884
The main difference between men and women is that men are lunatics and women...