Quote #13396
Just because you’re miserable doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy your life.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t live long enough to make them...
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Spalding Smails This is good stuff. I got it from a Negro. You’re probably...
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I’m the only person of distinction who’s ever had a depression named for him.
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You think a man is a man cause he wears team colors and guzzles...
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Whoever would overthrow the liberty of a nation must begin by subduing the freeness...
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One sometimes feels a guest of one’s time and not a member of its...
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What’s a man’s age He must hurry more, that’s all Cram in a day,...
Quote #11794
Democracy means government by the uneducated, while aristocracy means government by the badly educated.
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My father always told me that all businessmen were sons of bitches, but I...