Quote #12285
It is not observed in history that families improve with time.
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What we call ‘Progress’ is the exchange of one nuisance for another nuisance.
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Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a...
Quote #1290
Virtue is more to man than either water or fire. I have seen men...
Quote #7062
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history...
Quote #5550
If you are ever in doubt as to whether to kiss a pretty girl,...
Quote #5577
You have reached the pinnacle of success as soon as you become uninterested in...
Quote #4857
How many a man has dated a new era in his life from the...
Quote #7444
Some of the world’s greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enought to...
Quote #5833
Don’t talk to me about naval tradition. It’s nothing but rum, sodomy and the...