Quote #10091
They tell me I have got a mind of my own, but sometimes it’s...
Quote #7629
Ultimately, all things are known because you want to believe you know.
Quote #20098
You can always tell youre in trouble when the good option involves a prosthetic...
Quote #14313
I express many absurd opinions, but I am not the first man to do...
Quote #15522
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.
Quote #14261
When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.
Quote #21497
For four-fifths of our history, our planet was populated by pond scum.
Quote #13027
The ultimate goal should be doing your best and enjoying it.
Quote #3125
My toughest fight was with my first wife.
Quote #18720
To carry a grudge is like being stung to death by one bee.