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Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
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Bank on a life, saving towards the certainty of change Ledger all the happiness,...
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Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they are open.
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Sometimes the situation is only a problem because it is looked at in a...
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The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations...
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No man is a failure who is enjoying life.
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
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How amazing it is to be alive Anyone who lives and breathes and puts...
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The secret of power is the knowledge that others are more cowardly than you...
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Write down the advice of him who loves you, though you like it not...