Quote #3724
I’m a born-again atheist.
Quote #3774
Sandy Carl I want you to kill all the gophers on the golf course...
Quote #9787
In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very...
Quote #19272
Give me the children until they are seven and anyone may have them afterward.
Quote #20289
He is happiest, be he king or peasant, who finds peace in his home.
Quote #14161
A boy becomes an adult three years before his parents think he does, and...
Quote #12538
People want you to be a crazy, out-of-control teen brat. They want you miserable,...
Quote #7690
A room without books is like a body without a soul.
Quote #7575
Don’t knock the weather nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it...
Quote #10630
Recommend to your children virtue that alone can make them happy, not gold.