Quote #3414
I traveled a good deal all over the world, and I got along pretty...
Quote #3999
Efficiency is intelligent laziness.
Quote #7422
It has always seemed to me extreme presumptuousness on the part of those who...
Quote #11124
About the rhinoceros Here is an animal with a hide two feet think and...
Quote #15397
The biggest liar in the world is They Say.
Quote #6618
Sometimes I would rather that people take away years from my life Than take...
Quote #13236
Don’t worry about anything. Worrying never solved anything. All it does is distort your...
Quote #118
Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law.
Quote #20879
Poor is the man whose pleasures depend on the permission of another.
Quote #15056
Brains, you know, are suspect in the Republican Party.