Quote #8921
There are few nudities so objectionable as the naked truth.
Quote #6635
When a subject becomes totally obsolete we make it a required course.
Quote #13142
Today is here yesterday is gone and tommorow never comes.
Quote #16121
All things are difficult before they are easy.
Quote #5697
Reading maketh a full man, conference a ready man, and writing an exact man.
Quote #19482
What’s the use of worrying It never was worthwhile.
Quote #15639
…the basic delusion that men may be governed and yet be free.
Quote #8907
There is still no cure for the common birthday.
Quote #12148
Father, we thank you, especially for letting me fly this flight … for the...
Quote #11752
In the end, everything is a gag.