Quote #4728
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
Quote #3068
All honor’s wounds are self-inflicted.
Quote #17736
Logic is in the eye of the logician.
Quote #6248
When a man or woman loves to brood over a sorrow and takes care...
Quote #11592
I’ve been accused of every death except the casualty list of the World War.
Quote #20382
Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding,...
Quote #6260
Bodily exercise, when compulsory, does no harm to the body but knowledge which is...
Quote #17602
There is one universal gesture that has one universal message–a smile
Quote #187
An idea is salvation by imagination.
Quote #21635
People always call it luck when you’ve acted more sensibly than they have.