Quote #15414
Whatever God’s dream about man may be, it seems certain it cannot come true...
Quote #4219
You don’t stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop...
Quote #4921
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it’s open to anybody...
Quote #11027
If a man watches three football games in a row he should be declared...
Quote #17041
I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little...
Quote #4347
Never find your delight in another’s misfortune.
Quote #352
One man may hit the mark, another blunder but heed not these distinctions. Only...
Quote #6722
Only solitary men know the full joys of frienship. Others have their family but...
Quote #1548
Make up your mind to act decidedly and take the consequences. No good is...
Quote #17004
What we need is more people who specialize in the impossible.