Quote #2590
Eric Draven Jesus Christ Stop me if you heard this one Jesus Christ walks...
Quote #21268
Before we set our hearts too much upon anything, let us examine how happy...
Quote #11365
There are never enough ‘I love yous’.
Quote #5193
Women love us for our defects. If we have enough of them, they will...
Quote #17768
A large volume of adventures may be grasped within this little span of life,...
Quote #3041
The White House is the finest prison in the world.
Quote #12167
Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real...
Quote #21691
Memory feeds imagination.
Quote #8916
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
Quote #8481
Harry Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about...