Quote #10983
I prefer my oysters fried That way I know my oysters died.
Quote #19364
Positive thinking will let you do everything better than negative thinking will.
Quote #8527
Television is more interesting than people. If it were not, we would have people...
Quote #1145
Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and...
Quote #4382
Life is an onion and one peels it crying.
Quote #1148
The first and last thing required of genius is the love of truth.
Quote #329
A woman’s always younger than a man of equal years.
Quote #16284
Pain makes man think. Thought makes man wise. Wisdom makes life endurable.
Quote #3740
He who conquers others is strong He who conquers himself is mighty.
Quote #18544
Work to survive, survive by consuming, survive to consume the hellish cycle is complete.