Quote #1330
Look for the ridiculous in everything and you will find it.
Quote #10893
Nobody understands anyone 18, including those who are 18.
Quote #13446
It never pays to deal with the flyweights of the world. They take far...
Quote #18903
The real wit tells jokes to make others feel superior, while the half-wit tells...
Quote #4552
When neither their property nor their honor is touched, the marjority of men live...
Quote #9841
Facts are stubborn things and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the...
Quote #15432
There are three social classes in America upper middle class, middle class, and lower...
Quote #15958
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
Quote #978
So different are the colours of life, as we look forward to the future,...
Quote #2156
He who is only just is cruel. Who on earth could live were all...