Quote #21472
There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.
Quote #1662
I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the...
Quote #7093
A conservative is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat...
Quote #10484
Baseball is dull only to dull minds.
Quote #16243
It is the fight alone that pleases us, not the victory.
Quote #990
I don’t mind what Congress does, as long as they don’t do it in...
Quote #17363
If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting...
Quote #16797
Be wisely worldly, be not worldly wise.
Quote #14955
It’s a good thing to have all the props pulled out from under us...
Quote #16394
A family, although not a necessity, is the ultimate luxury.