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I do most of my work sitting down that’s where I shine.
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Sure i’m for helping the elderly. I’m going to be old myself some day.
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If you believe everything you read, better not read.
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If its sanity you are after there is no recipe like laughter.
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Life is God’s joke on us. It’s our mission to figure out the punchline.