Quote #13528
Life is God’s joke on us. It’s our mission to figure out the punchline.
Quote #19951
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
Quote #1779
There is so much good in the worst of us, an so much bad...
Quote #20536
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost...
Quote #12219
If at first you don’t succeed, failure may be your style.
Quote #7703
The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies...
Quote #19348
Kindness in words creates confidence. Kindness in thinking creates profoundness. Kindness in giving creates...
Quote #8588
To strive with an equal is dangerous with a superior, mad with an inferior,...
Quote #14376
There is only one justification for universities, as distinguished from trade schools. They must...
Quote #12056
Turner pulls into second with a sun-blown double.