Quote #2668
Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you’re dead.
Quote #21163
I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me...
Quote #10567
What’s done to children, they will do to society.
Quote #15346
Level with your child by being honest. Nobody spots a phony quicker than a...
Quote #3978
Do you not see how necessary a world of pains and troubles is to...
Quote #15830
It’s hard to tell if the world is actually growing worse, or if the...
Quote #9214
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure...
Quote #10728
Music can name the unnameable and communicate the unknowable.
Quote #18768
I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
Quote #3994
Wars have never hurt anybody except the people who die.