Quote #11265
Humor is just another defense against the universe.
Quote #18382
Everyone hates change because change brings the unknown.
Quote #4838
Do not be too moral. You may cheat yourself out of much life. Aim...
Quote #12415
How can anyone govern a nation that has 246 different kinds of cheese
Quote #10188
Rank does not confer privilege or give power. It imposes responsibility.
Quote #5119
The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything. Except what is worth knowing....
Quote #18432
Barnum was wrong – it’s more like every 30 seconds.
Quote #7879
Enemies, as well as lovers, come to resemble each other over a period of...
Quote #9309
If I were to start taking care of my grooming, I would no longer...
Quote #11649
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be...