Quote #19893
I’m worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It’s not holding a charge.
Quote #3299
Enjoy life. There’s plenty of time to be dead.
Quote #14749
I’m like old wine. They don’t bring me out very often, but I’m well...
Quote #985
If a man has his throat cut in Paris, it’s a murder. If 50,000...
Quote #14310
What people say behind your back is your standing in the community.
Quote #5464
My meaning in saying he is a good man, is to have you understand...
Quote #4939
Expecting something for nothing is the most popular form of hope.
Quote #10874
Where no counsel is, the people fall but in the multitude of counsellors there...
Quote #5981
We can do anything we want to if we stick to it long enough.
Quote #11734
The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed.