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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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If you’re robbing a bank, and your pants suddenly fall down, I think it’s...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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What am I afraid of I’ll tell you a feather. that’s right, a feather....
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A market is the combined behavior of thousands of people responding to information, misinformation...
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Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the...
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Nothing shows a man’s character more than what he laughs at.
Anon.

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Cannot find REALITY.SYS…Universe Halted.
Benjamin Disraeli

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Knowledge must be gained by ourselves. Mankind may supply us with the facts but...
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Her grandmother, as she gets older, is not fading but rather becoming more concentrated.
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Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time serenity, that nothing...
Andrew Schneider

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A person has three choices in life. You can swim against the tide and...
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