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The definition of a beautiful woman is one who loves me.
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A magician pulls rabbits out of hats. An experimental psychologist pulls habits out of...
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Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure...
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The art of advice is to make the recipient believe he thought the thought...
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It is suggested that, in domestic violence at least, the presence or absence of...
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Does Grandpa love to baby-sit his grandchildren Are you kidding By day he is...
Quote #5378
Every man has business and desire, Such as it is.
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Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.
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If you have both feet planted on level ground, then the university has failed...
Quote #1580
Golf is a good walk spoiled.