Quote #4707
The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s...
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We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
Quote #4891
It is better to sleep on things beforehand than lie awake about them afterward.
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One only needs two tools in life WD-40 to make things go, and duct...
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An adventure differs from a mere feat in that it is tied to the...
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Every man has a right to life. That means that he also has a...
Quote #18355
Anger is only one letter short of danger.
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I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.
Quote #5704
Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.
Quote #10709
The eye sees only what the mind is prepared to comprehend.