Quote #11539
There are more of them than us.
Quote #3196
Give what you have. To someone, it may be better than you dare to...
Quote #21267
It is often merely for an excuse that we say things are impossible.
Quote #12653
Maybe intentions are the lies in the dark we tell ourselves when who we...
Quote #10475
I’m as pure as the driven slush.
Quote #5670
All this will not be finished in the first hundred days. Nor will it...
Quote #16113
I don’t think most people associate me with leeches or how to get them...
Quote #15486
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
Quote #16470
I don’t want to describe the hate mail we’ve gotten. (on why she was...
Quote #19071
The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.