Quote #18903
The real wit tells jokes to make others feel superior, while the half-wit tells...
Quote #20958
Fortune does not change men, it unmasks them.
Quote #21125
At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and...
Quote #18432
Barnum was wrong – it’s more like every 30 seconds.
Quote #17269
In Britain, the segregated world of public schools crops up in all kinds of...
Quote #19871
We must not say every mistake is a foolish one.
Quote #3364
As I was walking among the fires of Hell, delighted with the enjoyments of...
Quote #4314
You should not live one way in private, another in public.
Quote #7725
Doing more things faster is no substitute for doing the right things.
Quote #15067
When the opponent expand, I contract, When he contracts, I expand, And when there...