Quote #18775
I try to make everyone’s day just a little more surreal.
Quote #19593
The intermediate stage between socialism and capitalism is alcoholism.
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Good breeding consists of concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little...
Quote #9225
Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
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Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled...
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You are looking as fresh as paint.
Quote #6275
Ignorance, the root and the stem of every evil.
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We seldom attribute common sense except to those who agree with us.
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Tony Montana I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.
Quote #14503
We believe that the applause of silence is the only kind that counts.