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Bulls make money. Bears make money. Pigs get slaughtered.
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The scornful nostril and the high head gather not the odors that lie on...
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I can’t think of any sorrow in the world that a hot bath wouldn’t...
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I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him...
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He who blinded by ambition, raises himself to a position whence he cannot mount...
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No mind is much employed upon the present recollection and anticipation fill up almost...
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Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to...
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
Quote #18687
Expect the best, plan for the worst, and prepare to be surprised.
Quote #7229
I turned into the helicopter … the red carpet was rolled up. … The...