Quote #19239
All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
Quote #1978
Arithmetic is where the answer is right and everything is nice and you can...
Quote #8854
It is pleasant at times to play the madman.
Quote #302
Good thoughts bear good fruit, bad thoughts bear bad fruit.
Quote #10768
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in...
Quote #5503
In critical moments even the very powerful have need of the weakest.
Quote #1756
The universal brotherhood of man is our most precious possession.
Quote #3914
Educate your children to self-control, to the habit of holding passion and prejudice and...
Quote #20142
I have seen the future and it doesn’t work.
Quote #3983
I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart’s affections and the...