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Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than...
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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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If you treat a sick child like an adult and a sick adult like...
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Some years ago I became president of Columbia University and learned within 24 hours...
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Many men die at twenty-five and aren’t buried until they are seventy-five.
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I persist on praising not the life I lead, but that which I ought...
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There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
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Guard well your spare moments. They are like uncut diamonds. Discard them and their...
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Let the word go forth from this time and place, to friend and foe...
Quote #18465
Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first woman she meets...