Quote #1811
Liars when they speak the truth are not believed.
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Billy Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is...
Quote #7394
Some have been thought brave because they were afraid to run away.
Quote #15710
Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs
Quote #18912
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog...
Quote #1041
One must be poor to know the luxury of giving.
Quote #14655
Perhaps there is only one cardinal sin impatience. Because of impatience we are driven...
Quote #17714
Most things break, including hearts. The lessons of life amount not to wisdom, but...
Quote #11281
The American mind, unlike the English, is not formed by books, but, as Carl...
Quote #7410
Don’t dig your grave with your own knife and fork.