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The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself. Of course he wants...
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A friend is someone who will help you move. A real friend is someone...
Quote #19070
The Russians love Brooke Shield because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
Quote #19850
Such praise coming from so degraded a source, was degrading to me, its recipient.
Quote #8052
The advertisement is the most truthful part of a newspaper.
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Life is a culmination of the past, an awareness of the present, an indication...
Quote #19384
Let each man exercise the art he knows.
Quote #2028
Pains of love be sweeter far Than all other pleasures are.
Quote #19324
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up – they have...
Quote #7666
I wouldn’t ever set out to hurt anyone deliberately unless it was, you know,...